Song in my mind ~ Your Beautiful - James Blunt

Ok now this will be a post I wish that I could put English down on a recordable forum in a proper fashion... yeah I'm not holding my breath either...but here I go.

I am officially the King of all Dorkdom.... King Dork... yep...

Question? What is worse?

*A* Asking a cute, rather very tough/i can be mean lesbian, if she is a gay boi? (or)
*B* Asking a really cute, gay boy what his girlfriend's name was... thinking in fact that he/she was a lesbian, while holding cuting tools in his hands..

I don't have to tell you... you know I fell face first with my foot in my mouth into *B*.

But let me try to explain...

Now... this was when I decided to go to a certain place in town to get my haircut, because last Thursday when I was replacing the equipment that took a crap on my first night at Mojo's.... I walk by this "hair place" and from behind I thought "YES!!! finally a gay boy to get my hair done".... then going in after radio shack and seeing this boy in the front... and thinking... oh this is a girl? ....

Oh well... usually it would be odd for a lesbian to cut hair.... however in this town I have been gay deprived... so I said what the hell.. the lesbians always love me... and most of the time they know lonely gay bois like myself.

So I enter... and still wow... haha... I couldn't tell. CUTE either way... all I can say.... and lately I have been very drawn to girls in the gay bars .... yeah I'm digging... well.. and to top it off.. the name could very much go EITHER WAY!!!! I hate my life....

Well... As I said I choose *B*.... no trace of facial hair... no arm hair... had to be a butch lesbian... so.. talking about horrible ex's I asked "what was HER name".... Her? ummm.... his name was....

Check?????????? I did this "ummm..." F*** up when this person had cutting tools and working on my hair...

Feeling 2 inches small.... I apologized a gazillion times... HE took it well....

Then of course now he's a CUTE BOY!!! I really don't know how to make small talk... but since we talked about ex's...well one for him... the big three losers for me... I'm probably number 4 on his list by now... haha...

Pluses...
He ski's (down hill and water) yep I jumped on that.... I ski!!!... want to join the ski club????? I just got my boat back!!!!! my gawd I'm shameless... haha... going once?? twice??? yeah no sale.. haha...

More pluses....
thinks karaoke is fun... yep... jumped on that as well.... hey I'm doing it now every wed!!!!!!!

Even more pluses....
likes New York, and likes theatre.... well not as obsessed as me on that.... but YEP..... I go to New York.... (Pat can I buy a L??? .... _oser)

Only one minus...
didn't make the best of faces when I said I have cats as in more then one....

OH well... it didn't end there... We talked about the new hair spray movie... He... lets see... I need a nick name... shoot I should have watched the L word more... haha... well.. I'll name him J2... well J2 wants to see it and doesn't have plans with anyone to see it... (and it currently not dating anyone)... thats under pluses as well..

More pluses...
Likes living in DuBois and has no plans to move for a while... Hates a few of they other gays in town as I do.... far as I know... has no idea of who the hell the big three losers are.... and did I mention cute?

So I gave him BOTH my cards... (Jason is currently holding left hand to forehead) but one has my celly and the other my home.... excuses, excuses...

However I gave him a easy out.... I said, I would be fine with just friends because he is just turning 21... and me being 34 I'd be too old for him... however he was kind and just stated "I wouldn't say that".... ok after that I couldn't talk anymore ... at least not English..... oh well.. there was one other cute flirt on his part.... haha

the whole cut was interesting.... he kept asking me what I wanted done... I explained after the basic description I already gave, that I have no clue... (I never got "that" gene)..... "Your the boss and I trust you." He'd asked... should I go shorter? I say I don't know... what do you think, then he said yeah I think so... haha... least he wasn't just trying to get my arse out the door... haha....

Well today I must say... I look cute... most of it's the haircut... some of it is the smile on my face... cause hell... there is a chance he might just call my loser butt.. haha..

I got many complements on the haircut... and "much better then the time you got riped off in NYC....." I have to agree...

Even if he doesn't call me EVER... he did a great job, and even if he doesn't think the age is a problem, I can understand him having a problem with me looking thirteen months pregnant these days...

However he was really sweet.... and I will remember his birthday in someway...

Least I'll have his fingers in my hair every now and again!!! haha...

Gawd I'm such a dork.
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